"I Drive Better Than I Cook" Embroidered Apron

A handy clothes cover for all your grilling, cheffing, and baking activities, and a promise that even if the food is barely edible, you have the redeeming quality of being able to go really fast. If the food is delicious, this apron doubles as an intimidation tool to those who would challenge you.

• 70% polyester, 30% cotton
• Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²)
• Size: 20″ × 30″ (50.8 cm × 76.2 cm)
• Adjustable neck loop and long ties
• Two front pockets
• Blank product sourced from China